Another Shitty Quality Recording of Alan Wake

Alan Wake! (part three)

Gender Confusion

You guys, I touched an actual 3DS the other day!
And it had just as much trouble discerning my gender as the general public. Sure is fun to shoot yourself in the face though.

-Shel

There is Portal fans everywhere.

Albert Wesker Voice Mail liink

Alright to all of you die-heart Albert Wesker fans, as you know there are voice mail records for humors reasons.
So below is the link please indulge yourself with this link. Credit to Shelbzor for finding said link.

Albert Wesker's Voice Mails.

Skyrim!

This is video about the upcoming new Elder Scrolls Game.
Complements to Ashwee's boyfriend who sent her the link to this, I hope you all enjoy it.

Limbo

We never find out who this kid even is.

Alan Wake! (part two)

When you shine your flashlight you sometimes can find

these painted "Follow" signs, note, you will probably

get rapped along the way but the gold at the end of the 

rainbow is true in this game, just with a darker outlook. 

For a man  who has made some  money for himself he is not

in the best of shape, he requires coffee for energy. Another 

sterotype he is thrown in, also all the layers he wears..

he must be sweating like a pig. 

Just when you thought axe wielding hicks and the crazy

coffee lady was bad, you forget the evil birds of video 

game land, use the flash grande and your gun. 

Yes I know this picture is not facing the right way, but

you get my drift. "It wears her face" is a quote from 

the game, if you don't get it yet, I promise you it will 

sense in the end of the game.

 

Now not even gates are safe. 

Alan Wake! (part one)

After getting attacked over and over again by hick in plaid
lumberjack clothes, you'd think he'd invest in one, instead
of getting rapped by their axes.

Another funny part about the beginning of the game,
the lighter or "God" gives you a gun and tells you to shoot
a man who is possessed by the "darkness".

Another thing I've noticed about thriller/mystery 

games, they always have you walk into dark rooms,

which is the worst possible thing, when every hick

in town is possessed by the "darkness" and is

out to rape you're sucky-writing behind.

As you collect the pieces of his unfinished
book you realize that all of this that is happening
to your character Alan Wake, is his own fault,
and his story royally stuck. And is a fan boy
cough-out from a Steven King novel. 

Every time that mist appears, run like    holy hell the hicks are
coming for you to chop off your head and limbs. 

A few of your friend possessed hicks from the woods,

throw lovely axes at your backs. Beware they can kill you. 

Such a cheap shot.

In the beginning of the game, "God" talks to

you, the street lights lite up to save you from

the darkness. So the logic would be 

Street lamps = God

or am I reading too much into it?