Alan Wake! (part one)

After getting attacked over and over again by hick in plaid
lumberjack clothes, you'd think he'd invest in one, instead
of getting rapped by their axes.

Another funny part about the beginning of the game,
the lighter or "God" gives you a gun and tells you to shoot
a man who is possessed by the "darkness".

Another thing I've noticed about thriller/mystery 

games, they always have you walk into dark rooms,

which is the worst possible thing, when every hick

in town is possessed by the "darkness" and is

out to rape you're sucky-writing behind.

As you collect the pieces of his unfinished
book you realize that all of this that is happening
to your character Alan Wake, is his own fault,
and his story royally stuck. And is a fan boy
cough-out from a Steven King novel. 

Every time that mist appears, run like    holy hell the hicks are
coming for you to chop off your head and limbs. 

A few of your friend possessed hicks from the woods,

throw lovely axes at your backs. Beware they can kill you. 

Such a cheap shot.

In the beginning of the game, "God" talks to

you, the street lights lite up to save you from

the darkness. So the logic would be 

Street lamps = God

or am I reading too much into it?